From the broad-spectrum of “Is that English?” to “here is the greatest message I’ve actually received”, almost all of the messages I obtain fall somewhere in the middle. The messages are often formulaic, complimenting my personal look or a tv tv show I mentioned and closing with an offer to sex chat mature sometime basically’m interested.


Every once in a bluish moonlight there is a fantastic message, someone that resonates using my personality and seems really enthusiastic about observing myself. But this isn’t a post about those. This will be a post concerning the worst culprits, the ones who make myself drop belief in most of mankind by their insensitivity, their poor grammar and spelling, in addition to their general disrespect for ladies.

(For importance purposes, my personal username on the site is actually jennfromchicago because my name is Jenn and I also’m from Chicago.)

Here we get:

1. Hey jen from Chicago.

2. Hello, have you been from Chicago??

3. Exactly how r u? Would you prefer to chat?

4. hello cutie exactly how are you performing?

5. Hey amazing ???? just how have you been performing?

6. Hello!! just how r u doing cutie??? U like to chat?!

7. Hello how’s it going?

8. You entirely caught my personal eye, exactly how are you?

9. Hello, just how could you be?

10. Hey exactly how are you currently?

11. Hey exactly how could you be today

12. Hey…

13. hey beautiful

14. You will be attractive, and I also like Chicago!

And our favorite…

15. Jenn, Do you love Phil Collins? Only stating. He’s awesome and my personal opted for procrastination music. What music would you listen to once you procrastinate?

While not one of those emails tend to be blatantly impolite, they offer me absolutely nothing to use. Plus one guy even misspelled my title though it was at my personal profile. COME ON, DUDES. Let us intensify our very own video game a little bit and show some genuine interest!

I shall flick through my communications for examples of solid ones that got an answer from myself (and probably actually a night out together) and share those after that, but in the meantime, share your worst message instances for the responses!